Kind Life - Solutions to Your Problems - Your future lies before you like a field of driven snow. Be careful how you tread it for every step will show

Getting an idea should be like sitting down on a pin. It should make you jump up and do something

Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich, something for nothing

If a person lacks problems he will invent them

May you live as long as you want - and never want as long as you live

Sometimes the best, and only effective, way to kill an idea is to put it into practice

If you want a place in the sun, you must leave the shade of the family tree

Two Dogs Fight for a Bone, and a Third Runs Away With it

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it

A gossip betrays a confidence, but a trustworthy man keeps a secret

Life is a mystery to be lived, not a problem to be solved

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism

Bullets cannot be recalled. They cannot be uninvented. But they can be taken out of the gun

A free spirit takes liberties even with liberty itself

What you see in yourself is what you see in the world

Four things drive a man out of his house: too much smoke, a dripping roof, filthy air and a scolding wife

If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there

If you want to be incrementally better: Be competitive. If you want to be exponentially better: Be cooperative

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead

It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness

Habit is a shackle for the free

Happy is the son whose faith in his mother remains unchallenged

Life would be tolerable but for its amusements

Dont count the days, make the days count!

Nothing seems expensive on credit

A gentleman without an estate is a pudding without suet

Fame always brings loneliness

What a pity we don't pursue the salvation of humans with the same verve we pursue the salvation of animals

Private information is practically the source of every large modern fortune

The beginning of an acquaintance whether with persons or things is to get a definite outline of our ignorance

No one who lives in error is free

Your day starts with what you say to yourself

I pointed out to you the stars and all you saw was the tip of my finger

To listen is to learn, and to understand is to inspire

Lots of people confuse bad management with destiny

A positive pessimist is better than a negative optimist

Patience is bitter, but it bears sweet fruit

The early worm enjoys a leisurely breakfast

Red sky at night shepherds delight, red sky in the morning, shepherds warning

You are never a loser till you quit trying

As useful as a chocolate fireguard

As useful as a chocolate teapot

One who has the reputation of an early riser may safely lie in bed until noon

Success is as ice cold and lonely as the North Pole

It is the nature of all greatness not to be exact

Those who in quarrels interpose, must often wipe a bloody nose

When a fool is silent, he too is counted among the wise

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence

Sometimes the majority only means all the fools are on the same side

A little of what you fancy does you good

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense

A good denial, the best point in law

Once a word leaves your mouth, you cannot chase it back even with the swiftest horse

When the blind leadeth the blind.. get out of the way

No one grows old by living; only by losing interest in living

A closed mouth gathers no feet

Never forget the facts are important but it's the opinion of the facts that causes comment

You cannot fly like an eagle with wings of a wren

We send missionaries to China so the Chinese can get to heaven, but we won't let them into our country

We all get heavier as we get older because there is a lot more information in our heads

After a storm comes a calm

When fortune smiles, embrace her

The books that everybody admires are those that nobody reads

Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details

Gluttony kills more than the sword

Nowt so queer as folk!

Constant dripping wears away the stone

The world is full of willing people: some willing to work and some willing to let them

Never go to bed on an argument

The early bird catches the worm, but it is the early worm that gets caught

Sleep is better than medicine

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Is better to light a candle than to curse the darkness

Happiness is wanting what you have - not having what you want

He who rides a tiger is afraid to dismount

Lazy hands make a man poor, but diligent hands bring wealth

The old believe everything, the middle aged suspect everything, the young know everything

War does not always decide who it right but it always decides who is left!

A tidy house holds a bored woman

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before

We do not care of what we have, but we cry when it is lost

Two wrongs may not make a right but three rights make a left

A man is at his tallest when he stoops to help a child

Dishonest money dwindles away, but he who gathers money little by little makes it grow

Corporations have neither bodies to be punished nor souls to be damned

No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness

Keep your mouth shut and your ears open

A dog who attends a flea circus most likely will steal the whole show

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood Only today does the fire burn brightly

To deceive oneself is very easy

If life deals you lemons make lemonade

A stumble may prevent a fall

You never know what you can do until you try

Smile and the world smiles with you, snore and you sleep alone

If you are planning for a year - sow rice, if you are planning for a decade - sow trees, if you are planning for a lifetime - educate people

He who has once burnt his mouth always blows his soup

Your troubles seem larger the longer you look at them

Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again

A sly rabbit will have three openings to its den

After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box

A gentle heart is tied with an easy thread

I have found at my age going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face

Every body wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die

Honesty is the best policy

Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong

The pen is mightier than the sword

One cannot quarrel without an opponent

He Who Keeps Company with the Wolf Will Learn How to Howl

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company

Fish are no respectors of human boredom, so why go angling

One for sorrow, two for joy, three for a girl, four for a boy, five for silver, six for gold seven for a secret not to be sold Eight for heaven nine for hell and ten for the devils own cell

Rain before seven, fine before eleven

None so deaf as those who will not hear

A good name is more desirable than great riches; to be esteemed is better than silver or gold

Ask no questions and hear no lies

Don't bite the hand that.. looks dirty

If a son is uneducated, his dad is to blame

Opportunity makes a thief

What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom

A person who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on

Good fences make good neighbours!

There is more than one way to skin a cat

My son, hear the instruction of thy father, and forsake not the law of thy mother

To thine own self be true

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program

Nothing succeeds like success

Never speak ill of the dead

There is a time to speak and a time to be silent

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

A gossips mouth is the devils postbag

Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself

Aaah, a man who runs through airport swing-doors is going to Bangkok

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good

The bigger they are, the harder they fall

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places

To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the world

Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear

There is an exception to every rule

Love sees no faults

Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale

To know wisdom and instruction; to perceive the words of understanding

Every bird loves to hear himself sing

You cannot lose what you never had

I had no shoes and complained, until I met a man who had no feet

A friend to all is a friend to none

Too many clicks spoil the browse

Empty sacks will never stand upright

Keep your friends close but your enemies closer

He that plants a tree plants for posterity

A quarrelsome wife is like a constant dripping on a rainy day

Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; nor let her take thee with her eyelids

Quality is better than quantity

Practice makes perfect and Nobody's perfect

Cut your coat according to your cloth

The best throw of the dice is to throw them away

Experience is a great servant

If you educate a man you educate an individual but if you educate a woman you educate a family

Dont make love at the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbours aint

To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart

It is possible to give without loving but it is impossible to love without giving

Laughter is the closest distance between two people

Wherever you may be let your wind go free

An ounce of practice is worth a pound of precept

Know which side your bread is buttered

Abstinence makes the heart go wander

He who makes no mistakes, makes nothing

The horses of hope gallop, but the asses of experience go slowly

Work is the curse of the drinking classes

A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other

One mans loss is another mans gain

Well done is better than well said

Where there's a will, there's a relative

An English Summer, Three Hot Days and a Thunderstorm

Never choose bedlinen or a wife by candlelight

A Good Example is the Best Sermon

Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone

One good turn deserves another

God helps those who help themselves

He that is master of himself, will soon be master of others

Watch your thoughts, they become words Watch your words, they become actions, watch your actions, they become habits, watch your habits, they become characer Watch your character, it becomes your destiny

Life is like a drawing pin - sharp at one end, and flat at the other

Take your time and time will take you

The squeaky wheel gets the grease

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones

A best friend is like a four leaf clover, Hard to find and lucky to have

Fair exchange is no robbery

A Man of Words and Not of Deeds is Like a Garden Full of Weeds

Faint heart never won fair lady

A guilty conscience needs no accuser

You win some, you lose some

To know the road ahead, ask those coming back

After a famine in the stall comes a famine in the hall

Lest strangers be filled with thy wealth; and thy labours be in the house of a stranger

If fortune calls, offer him a seat

From the sweetest wine the tartest vinegar

Little Strokes Fell Great Oaks

A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels

No Good Building Without a Good Foundation

Everyone must row with the oars he has

They that walk much in the sun will be tanned at last

A squirrel is just a rat with good PR

Death pays all debts

Six of one, half a dozen of the other

Smooth runs the water where the brook is deep

Make hay while the sun shines

When the student is ready, the master will appear

If you believe everything you read, you better not read

Time and tide wait for no man

Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me

Bitter pills may have blessed effects

So long as you do your best in life, whatever happens will be for the best

In the house of the wise are stores of choice food and oil, but a foolish man devours all he has

The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction

Art has no enemy but ignorance

Better to remain silent and appear a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt

To say that a man cannot love one woman at a time is ridiculous. It is like saying a musician needs more than one violin to play the same piece of music

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Rats desert a sinking ship

Share and share alike!

Dump husband in September, you have to get rid of the spiders

After all is said and done, more is said than done

When one shears the sheep, the skin on the ram trembles

A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click

Many hands make light work

Doubt is the beginning of wisdom

A man's reach should exceed his grasp

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

Only the wearer knows where the shoe pinches

If you get it overnight, you can lose it just as quick

You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar

Loving life is living life to the fullest

Only fools and horses work

To understand a proverb, and the interpretation; the words of the wise, and their dark sayings

What flares up fast, extinguishes soon

Hate is like cancer slowly eating us away inside

Cultivate money and you grow rich, Cultivate mind and you raise culture

A fool finds no pleasure in understanding but delights in airing his own opinions

Many a true word is spoken in jest

If in doubt, mumble

March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb

A problem is a chance for you to do your best

Any fool can criticise, condemn and complain and most fools do

A hairy man is a happy man, a hairy wife is a witch

If you get a good wife you will be happy, if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher

Life is like a horse race there are winners and losers

The difficult we do at once, the impossible takes a little longer

A penny saved is.. not much

Where there's smoke, there's.. pollution

Early to bed and early to rise, make a man healthy, wealthy and wise

Divide and rule

A camel is a horse designed by a committee

One good turn deserves half the blankets

Walk before you can run

Have you ever noticed? anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac

The first step is the hardest

Borrowed Garments Never Fit Well

The devil tempts all, but the idle man tempts the devil

Youth and Old Age Will Never Agree

The Ass Loaded With Gold Still Eats Thistles

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip

When two buffalo fight, it is the grass that gets hurt!

One of those days is none of these days

It is never too late to be what you might have been

Two heads are better than one

So he that goeth in to his neighbour's wife; whosoever toucheth her shall not be innocent

When distrust enters in at the foregate, love goes out at the postern

Listen to advice and accept instruction, and in the end you will be wise

If you lie down with the dogs, you'll stink in the morning

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail

A fly will not get into a closed mouth

To do nothing is also a good remedy

Impelled by a state of mind which is destined not to last, we make our irrevocable decisions

The way to love anything is to realise that it might be lost

A leader is a person you will follow to a place you wouldn't go by yourself

Take the attitude of a student, Never be to big to ask questions, Never know to much to learn something new