Lovable Quotes

• When I asked the customer if she had Excel on her computer she said no but we do have it in the vending machine downstairs!

• Heard about putting 7 to 8 8inch diskettes into one slot on an IBM System 36 unit (5362 model). It never told the person to take the first diskette out!

• Taking the diskette out of the jacket is one thing, but how about stapling a business card onto the side of an 8 inch diskette? Been there, seen the diskette.

• Calling a help desk when the dealership is under 4 feet of water and asking if it is safe to turn on the computer so the parts department can sell parts (computer was floating in a room). I heard this years ago from someone else on a help desk. I guess no one knew of the formula of: