Lovable Quotes
- When I asked the customer if she had Excel on her computer she said no but we do have it in the vending machine downstairs!
- Heard
about putting 7 to 8 8inch diskettes into one slot on an IBM System 36
unit (5362 model). It never told the person to take the first diskette
out!
- Taking the diskette out of the jacket is one thing, but how about stapling a business card onto the side of an 8 inch diskette?
Been there, seen the diskette.
- Calling a help desk when the
dealership is under 4 feet of water and asking if it is safe to turn on
the computer so the parts department can sell parts (computer was
floating in a room). I heard this years ago from someone else on a help
desk. I guess no one knew of the formula of:
water + electricity = your goose is cooked.
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