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Faulty Keyboard Problems

The system supported was an old VAX system with VT100 dumb terminals for the 800 users.

My partner, who is actually a very shy guy, received a call from one of the older ladies in the Finance department, her computer was beeping at her.

After a few questions he connected remotely to her screen and watched what was happening and sure enough, she would start to type something and the the cursor would race to the right, and the terminal would start beeping.

He had no choice but to go up to the fourth floor and investigate.

When he got there he powered off the terminal and then asked this older lady to demonstrate the problem.

She sat back down and started typing.

My shy partner immediately realized what the problem was, in fact his hand involuntarily moved to correct the problem. Then with ears burning and a bad case of stuttering he had to convey to this lady that her rather ponderous breasts were lying on the space bar.