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Floppy Disk User Problems


Back when floppy disks were the only portable medium (good old 5 1/4 and 3.5 inch disks hold not much more than a mere 360K), I was working as a field engineer for a third-party support firm. Remembering two calls always brings a smile to my face.

Caller #1: A guy rings up and says that he has just received his new update on four 3.5 inch floppy disks and he followed the instructions supplied with the update to the letter. He had a problem with the machine reading the second disk, just would not accept it. After a few probing questions, a site visit was required, so I attended the next day and was amazed by what I saw. Yes, the guy obviously had a problem reading the second disk after following the installation instructions:

1. Insert disk 1.

2. Run setup, click OK when asked.

3. When asked, insert disk 2.

What I found was that he had not removed the first disk and had actually managed to get both disks into the floppy drive AT THE SAME TIME. Ooops.


Caller #2:

Me: Hello, Tech Support.

Caller: Hello yes, I received this update from you for my new PC, but it cannot read any of the floppy disks you sent me.

Me: Hmm. Can you please explain what's happening?

Caller: OK, I opened the box and read the instructions telling me to put in disk 1 and run setup.

Me: Good; next?

Caller: So I got the disks out the box and put the first disk into the drive after removing the protective cover.

Me: Protective cover? Do you mean the little white sleeve that the disk comes in?

Caller: No the big black cover that the disk comes in. Is it supposed to be that hard to get the disk out?

At this point I fell off my chair, only just managing to put the caller on hold before breaking out in a laughter fit. When I attended his home, he had not only managed to take out the disk from inside the disk casing, he had actually managed to get it lodged into the drive and then broke the heads of the drive when he tried to get it out.


Thank you Darkside for those contributions